Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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