marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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