READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
