Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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