I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
this hospital has no fireball
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Randomize
