I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
where does the pee come out of this thing
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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