Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just cut my nipple shaving
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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