I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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