I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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