do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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