Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
