Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
