Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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