I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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