quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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