are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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