just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just found a bag of teeth...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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