Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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