your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Randomize
