Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she told me i tasted like america
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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