She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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