: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently the secret to your success is patron
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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