Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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