Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My feet surprised me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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