If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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