i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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