Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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