i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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