is your mom at the bar?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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