Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize