Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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