Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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