dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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