Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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