Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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