are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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