What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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