Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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