I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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