"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
