I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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