The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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