Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i now understand why vodka
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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