We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
and she was petting her beer can
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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