can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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