just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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