Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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