Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Everyone says I win the strip club
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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