The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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