The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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