I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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