that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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