Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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