I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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